Yes, I am friendly with a few ex-girlfriends.
Apparently, that’s unusual.
I guess that’s unusual.
Recently a friend commented: “You seem to be friends with a lot of your exes.”
I just replied: “Yea, well…” and let it trail off.
She didn’t back down: “You must realize how unusual that is.”
I wanted to scream “IT’S NOT THAT UNUSUAL IF THEY’RE NOT AN ASSHOLE!”
But I didn’t, I remained reasonable and …
