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My Vasectomy, pt.2

Spanking the monkey.

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Keith R. Higgons
Mar 19, 2021
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Spanking the monkey.

Photo by Keith R. Higgons

Finally, after three months, the day came for me to have my seed tested for errant swimmers. So, off the doctor’s office to rub one out into a plastic cup in a doctor’s bathroom.

Titillating, innit?

Once in the examination room, the nurse took my blood pressure, commenting: “Hmm, a little high.” I told her I wa…

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