I Bought A Car

And I’ve received numerous “CONGRATULATIONS!!”

And I’ve received numerous “CONGRATULATIONS!!”

Not my car, but like it.

I lived in NYC for about 14 years and never had a need to own a car — much less a desire. You see, I hate cars. I always have.

Having left the city five years ago for greener pastures, I’ve managed to avoid the purchase of a car (although I did get a motorcycle).

OK, to be honest, I don…